Anyone for a Capsicum annuum ?

Well peeps, we are getting closer to the big day...and the pieces are slowly coming together. We are getting our Mexican vibe on, we have moved up from Peri-Peri Medium sauce, to Peri-Peri HOT. (Next week we are aiming for Extra-Hot). Even our morning alarm tunes have been changed to the Mexican vibe. 

Yes ladies, here is a near-complete version of our sexy Matador. Please pay special attention to the ladies belt from the Little Eden Shop, and the stretched running socks pulled over his ankles. And no, in case you are wondering, that is not a black blouse that he is wearing. 

The following is an "artist's impression" of how the final Chilli Chilli Bang Bang might look.Of course, we have  a rubbish artist - the final Chilli is going to look way more awesome than this terrible impression! But at least the Matador seems to be enjoying himself....

Of course, Mrs Cactus has this expression stuck on her face permanently. "Mrs?" I hear you asking? With a moustache? Sadly...yes, Mrs Cactus has a very healthy moustache growing, and yes, it will remain well after Movember. 

Chilli Chilli! The trick when eating a chilli, is to open wide, and get it ALL in there. So open wide, show the whites of your eyes, get your tongue out of the way...and get it down! And then wait for the tears...